The Orange Fraud Felon Assaulting Liar is a born loser who cheats at golf—and everything else—because he can’t win otherwise. Why would we elect a born loser who can’t be honest about where his balls really are?
This tells you quite enough about the man. Commander in Cheat: How Golf Explains Trump, by Rick Reilly describes how His Cheatness drives his balls into the rough or the sand or the water, then produces a new ball out of a magic pocket; how he lies about his handicap; about the championships he’s won, which he hasn’t, and puts fake trophies in his cabinet; about the value of his golf courses; about the size of his pants. Well, not sure about that last one.
He’s a cheatster to the core. He cheats in his businesses. He cheats his renters. He cheats his employees. He cheats his contractors and vendors. He cheats his banks and other lenders. He cheats his customers. He cheats the IRS. Ask the folks he stiffed when his casino went down the drain. Ask his lawyers.
And he’s been caught at cheating. Several of his enterprises have been shuttered by the government for cheating. He’s been convicted of thirty-four counts of fraud and owes hundreds of millions of dollars in penalties for cheating.
He even cheats his supporters. He promises them he’ll use their donations to build a wall, then builds a gold toilet instead. He promises his contributors that he’ll use their hard-earned money for his campaign, then gives the money to his lawyers, who are busy digging into their own ratty magic lawyer pockets trying to drop a ball on the get-out-of-the-sand-pit-jail-free square, right out there where we and the judges and the press can see them. Pathetic. Loser. Sixty-one times he lost that ball drop in court last time.
And, of course, he cheats at elections. He’s under indictment for cheating in the 2016 election. He’s under indictment for cheating in the 2020 election. And he’s trying to move his vote count balls around again in the 2024 election.
Why would we elect a born loser who can only win by cheating? Whom is he going cheat if he gets back in the White House? Us, the American people, obviously, because he’s already done it, or tried to, every chance he could get.