Is the Orange Fraud Felon Assaulting Liar white? He is awfully orange.
As the Prince of Lies, maybe he’s the son of the Father of Lies, in some kind of Rosemary’s Baby thing? Maybe he takes more after his mom in skin color than his flame-skinned father, and this lets him get away with passing as white. Maybe the flame-skin gene is recessive.
So we deserve to see his birth certificate. Though I suppose the Father of Lies could fix that, what with his hands controlling the secret machinations of the Inferno deep state. We know the Prince cheats at golf and elections, so why not birth certificates?
You don’t know what to believe anymore, which is the whole the point of the Prince’s disinformation machine. Put a few drops of Lethe water in the COVID vaccines, and we all forget what the truth looks like.
Oh, I know, they say that His Orangeness just has a spray tan. Hence the weird circles of white around his eyes.
They say he met his infernal pap at the crossroads somewhere between the Sea of Hate and the Lagoon of Lies—Mar-a-Lago—and there he sold his soul to the Fixer, so that his golf balls will automatically eject onto the apron from the woods or the sand traps he drives them into all the time. But do you have to sell your soul if you’re already the devil’s child? I think one of those stories might not be true.
So I do want to see that birth certificate and I want to check it for olfactory addenda: does his birth certificate smell like sulfur? I hope it doesn’t happen soon, but I hope when he dies that we get a chance to see his death certificate, too. Does the devil’s seal on your soul appear on your death certificate? Does it leave orange scorch marks?