Okay, let’s start with sex. So many things about Donald Trump’s character make him unfit for the office of US President that it’s hard to know where to start. But for me, front and center, is sex. And much of the Republican party is not far behind; some of them are out front, actually.
So let’s start with the infamous Access Hollywood tape.
The sticky fingers
The Orange Fraud Felon Assaulting Liar is a self-confessed sexual predator. In that video clip he told us that he likes to grab women by their genitals and he likes getting away with it. He told us he can’t actually help himself. He has said more recently that guys like him have been assaulting women for a million years; it’s the natural order of things, and it’s good. So he admits that he’s a sexual pervert in a long disgusting line of dangerous male predators. Would you let a man like that into your home, never mind letting him turn the Oval Office into the Offal Office?
Seventeen (or is it nineteen?) women have credibly claimed that he’s done to them just the kind of thing he’s confessed to doing in that video. A court has found that one of those claims is true, he did in fact push his short little fingers up inside a woman’s vagina, and then he lied about it (of course), and now he’s got to pay the victim MAGAbucks as punishment. Technically, what he did was not rape because the trial was civil, not criminal; it was “sexual abuse.” If that was your vagina, what would you call it? Or if it was your daughter’s?
Is he on a sex offenders list, so you could look him up and then move your family to Tampa, or at least make sure you have pepper spray in your purse? He belongs on one.
And that’s just the sexual assault. Never mind the sexualization of his own daughter, who has the big breasts that make her “his type.” Or the misogyny, the open demeaning of all females, and especially women of color and the wives of his rivals—and also of his “friends” (talking about you, here, Mitch McConnell). Or the adultery. Did he bring those sticky fingers home to Melania after schtupping a porn star? Has he done that since? Does he do it still? Or does he smell too bad to attract women in his dotage?
The Groping Old Party
Now he’s the poster boy for the Republican party. The Groping Odious Party has a sexual pervert as their leader, but some of them are actually way ahead of him on this. Just like him, their political hands are up even deeper inside your vagina than his little fingers could reach—or they wish their fingers were—depends on your zip code how much access they have to your privates.
Or are you a man? Then they want their fingers up inside your wife’s vagina. Or wrapped around your girlfriend’s womb. Or your mother’s. Or your sister’s. Or up inside your daughter’s vagina, trying to mess with her reproductive organs.
And the Groping Outlaw Party wants to do all kinds of things while they’re up in there. Even if it leaves you bleeding out in the car while you wait for your doctor’s lawyers to give your doctor the go-ahead. Or, are you a man? Maybe their bloody fingers leave your wife bleeding out. Or your mother. Or they abandon your daughter to the blood-letting timeline between when her doctor contacts the lawyers and the lawyers evaluate the severity of her condition (instead of the doctors) and they finally decide, since she’s about to die, the doctors can treat her (they hope) and she finally gets to leave a bloody trail into the ER from her car just in time for a life-saving procedure. Maybe. Or maybe she drops dead in the self-opening doorway into the ER instead, blocking some boy with a football injury from getting the treatment he needs until they can drag your wife’s body out of the way.
What if their sticky bloody legislative fingers were to do this to the daughter of the MAGA attorney general who helped push that death-dealing law through his MAGAslature in Alabama, or wherever—what if it delayed her life-saving care for a miscarriage until it was too late? One could imagine that attorney MAGAgeneral suing his daughter’s doctor for malpractice for letting her die and then prosecuting the doctor for wrongful death at the same time. Such is the hypocrisy of the Groping Obstructionist Party.
This is their vision for our MAGApocalyptic future, its seeping belly now under-lit with the blood-red light cast by the Supreme MAGACourt.
The Republican party has become a collective sexual perversion, just like its cult leader. The Republican party has become a nightmarish sleep-walking bro-mantic pervert-worshipping sex cult, a Groping Assaulting Party.
Wake up, you guys, and repent. Some of you claim to be followers of Jesus.